Sherlock: Why's it always the hat photograph?
Watson: "Bachelor John Watson."
Sherlock: What kind of hat is it anyway?
Watson: "Bachelor." What the hell are they implying?
Sherlock: Is it a cap— ? Why's it got two fronts?
Watson: It's a deerstalker. "Frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson."
Sherlock: How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it? {he tries}
Watson: Confirmed bachelor John Watson.
Sherlock: Some sort of death frisbee?
Watson: Okay, this is too much. We need to be more careful.
Sherlock: It's got flaps. Ear flaps. It's an ear hat, John! What do you mean, “more careful”?
Watson: I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now. It's a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean that you're not exactly a private detective anymore. You're this far from famous.
Sherlock: Oh, it'll pass.
Watson: It better pass. The press will turn, Sherlock. They always turn. And they'll turn on you.
Sherlock: It really bothers you.
Watson: What?
Sherlock: What people say.
Watson: Yes.
Sherlock: About me. I don't understand, why would it upset you?
Watson: Just try to keep a low profile. Find yourself a little case this week. Stay out of the news.

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